jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

(Source: jeliyfish)

lethalic:

do I know you? cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 

(Source: princeturtogo)

legalisation:

911 yes i need company

(Source: co-ver)

g-oodvibe:

What’s so fcking great about her

ocurences:

i like to tumblr all day

and tumblr all night

thats how i like to live my (lame) life 

(Source: riyal)

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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jetbag:

who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

(Source: dutchster)