if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

wintercrying:

can i be underweight and beautiful and happy and healthy
everything at the same time pls
thank you

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

muslimrave:

one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off

i punched him in the face

closed fist, short swing, right in the jaw

there is a point where you stop trying to educate people and start making the consequences of their racist bullshit real fuckin clear.

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

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ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

hexualsealing:

heres a tip if you want your feminism to be genuinely inclusive stop equating breasts, periods, XX chromosomes with femininity because a lot of women dont have these things and a lot of men and nonbinary people do have these things

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”


my math teacher: *pulls out dollar bill* how much is this worth?
Students: $1
teacher: *folds bill in half* how much is this worth now?
students: $1
teacher: *folds bill in half again* how much is it worth now?
students: $1
teacher: what about if I crumple it up and throw it on the ground? Will someone pass by it and say, "Ooh, a dollar, but I won't pick it up because it's all crumpled and dirty"?
students: No, because it's still worth a dollar.
teacher: Exactly. No matter how much a human goes through or how much they do, they're still worth the life of a human.

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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obamafashionshow: Any time someone tells me Kim's butt is fake I am like omg does no one remember the famous butt x-Ray???

kimkanyekimye:

exactly, bye haters!