rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: proportionates)

stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

(Source: stability)

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma)

"And thats when I realized, we were not on the same page, but chapters away…"

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(Source: ajantas)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

(Source: starlingesque)