amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

plantvibes:

hey friend you are not too big or too small your legs are not gross and your tummy is definitely not gross. look down!!!! u are an abstract cosmic entity contained in some skin and muscle and bone!!!!! do u eVEN KNOW HOW COOL THAT IS?//?

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate)

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

allteensrelate:

seeing your one successful post on your dash like